Episodes

Friday Jun 28, 2019
IRC #3: House Of Leaves Part Three
Friday Jun 28, 2019
Friday Jun 28, 2019
As we near the end of House of Leaves, we dive deeper into the madness of the novel and breakdown all the crazy we've experienced thus far. We also give our harsh criticisms of what has so far turned out to be an underwhelming read.
We apologize if Ashleigh's audio sounds off in this episode. Like the typical drunkards we are, we forgot to plug his mic into the mixer. We promise that next week's episode will have much better audio quality.

Tuesday Jun 25, 2019
#25: Facing Rejection And Fighting Imposter Syndrome
Tuesday Jun 25, 2019
Tuesday Jun 25, 2019
In this episode, we get serious (at least for us) and tackle two things all writers experience at some point in their careers. That's right, we're talking about how to face rejection and fight off imposter syndrome.
We give tips on how to deal with getting rejected and some ways to overcome it. Then we discuss imposter syndrome and why you shouldn't let it screw up your writing. Somebody call Dr. Phil because we're dishing out all kinds of advice today!
To check out our non-podcast stuff, head on over to www.drunkenpenwriting to see what we're up to.

Friday Jun 21, 2019
IRC #2: House Of Leaves Part Two
Friday Jun 21, 2019
Friday Jun 21, 2019
In part two of our House of Leaves Inebriated Reading Challenge, we go into what we like and dislike so far about the book. We also break down the author's writing style and formatting decisions.
There's also plenty of classic DPW nonsense for you to laugh at even if you aren't or haven't yet read the book. Despite the book's tone, we keep things light and fun.
To check out our fiction, head on over to www.drunkenpenwriting.com for plenty of great, and free, content from your favorite drunks.

Tuesday Jun 18, 2019
#24: Sci-Fi Madness
Tuesday Jun 18, 2019
Tuesday Jun 18, 2019
In this episode, we discuss the 7 tips on how to write sci-fi by science fiction author Max Barry. We break down his tips and go over how we would do things. Then we go over the types of genre fiction we need to start reading and how the tips previously discussed fit into all types of novel writing.
If you want to check out Max's article, you can go to https://io9.gizmodo.com/how-to-write-a-great-science-fiction-novel-in-7-easy-st-1565393502 and follow along.

Friday Jun 14, 2019
IRC #1: House Of Leaves Part One
Friday Jun 14, 2019
Friday Jun 14, 2019
In our first IRC (Inebriated Reading Challenge) episode we read the cult classic, House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski.
Mr. Ashleigh Hatter, the expert in weird fiction himself, joins Caleb James for this new weekly reading episode where they'll be discussing their progress of the book and break down all the weird ass things that happen in this novel. Though, novel might be a generous title for what this is.
If you are interested in reading the book, this is the perfect jumping on point as the guys spend the episode introducing the work, author, and discussing what they hope to get out of House of Leaves.
Years ago, when House of Leaves was first being passed around, it was nothing more than a badly bundled heap of paper, parts of which would occasionally surface on the Internet. No one could have anticipated the small but devoted following this terrifying story would soon command. Starting with an odd assortment of marginalized youth -- musicians, tattoo artists, programmers, strippers, environmentalists, and adrenaline junkies -- the book eventually made its way into the hands of older generations, who not only found themselves in those strangely arranged pages but also discovered a way back into the lives of their estranged children.
Now, for the first time, this astonishing novel is made available in book form, complete with the original colored words, vertical footnotes, and newly added second and third appendices.
The story remains unchanged, focusing on a young family that moves into a small home on Ash Tree Lane where they discover something is terribly wrong: their house is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.
Of course, neither Pulitzer Prize-winning photojournalist Will Navidson nor his companion Karen Green was prepared to face the consequences of that impossibility, until the day their two little children wandered off and their voices eerily began to return another story -- of creature darkness, of an ever-growing abyss behind a closet door, and of that unholy growl which soon enough would tear through their walls and consume all their dreams.

Tuesday Jun 11, 2019
#23: Gettin' Nasty With Fine Literature
Tuesday Jun 11, 2019
Tuesday Jun 11, 2019
Holy Moly Donut Shop! We actually stayed on topic this episode. That's a new record for us. And that topic is fine literature. Mainly classic literature. But if you think this episode is going to be a bit dry, you're completely wrong!
We wax philosophical on the classics, what makes for good literary fiction versus pretentious modern art BS, and what work we recommend to those who are interested in checking out literary fiction but don't know where to start. We even bring up comics without going into a full-blown comic book discussion.
Side note: we weren't drunk in this episode which may have contributed to the rise in quality.
If you want to check out OUR fiction, head on over to www.drunkenpenwriting.com and see what we've been up to.

Friday Jun 07, 2019
Storycast #1: The Ocean The World Ignored
Friday Jun 07, 2019
Friday Jun 07, 2019
In our first Storycast episode, Caleb James reads a short story entitled "The Ocean The World Ignored" by DPW writer, Ashleigh Hatter.
"This is for the men and women, for the families and communities and livelihoods that have been lost and forever altered. I can never know how much you’ve lost in these floods, and I know these words won’t fix anything. But I wanted to show you that you aren’t forgotten, your trials are not insignificant, and no matter how hard the media tries to ignore the pain this catastrophe has inflicted on you, I will do my part to make sure your needs are voiced and your stories heard.
For all the victims of the 2019 Midwest Flood, we remember you."
You can read the story at https://drunkenpenwriting.com/2019/05/25/the-ocean-the-world-ignored/

Tuesday Jun 04, 2019
#22: Does YA Fiction Suck?
Tuesday Jun 04, 2019
Tuesday Jun 04, 2019
In this week's episode, we bring fellow DPW writer Ashleigh Hatter on to discuss why YA fiction is so popular and why we don't care for it. This was our first attempt at bringing a guest on via Skype and the audio isn't the best, but the discussion is pretty fun regardless.
We do divert from the main topic multiple times and go into some random craziness (much like the cold open), but it's all in good fun.
To check out our fiction, you can head on over to www.drunkenpenwriting.com for some great, free content.

Tuesday May 28, 2019
#21: Most Hated Characters In Literature
Tuesday May 28, 2019
Tuesday May 28, 2019
After some technical difficulties, we go into this episode talking about some of the most hated characters in literature. Then we discuss some of our personal favorite characters to hate.
If you want to check out the list, head on over to https://www.bustle.com/p/10-of-the-most-hated-characters-in-literature-from-heathcliff-to-umbridge-2446564

Tuesday May 21, 2019
#20: Wacky Words From Around The World
Tuesday May 21, 2019
Tuesday May 21, 2019
In this episode, we travel around the world and find words that we should incorporate into the English language. Of course, it wouldn't be a DPW Podcast without the butchering of these words' pronunciation.
We also go off topic multiple times and get into some bizarre discussions, but for the most part, we keep our focus on the strange words and their meanings.
If you're interested, you can check out the list here at http://mentalfloss.com/article/50698/38-wonderful-foreign-words-we-could-use-english