Episodes

Tuesday Apr 02, 2019
#14: The Hemingway Effect: How To Create A Perfect Author Persona
Tuesday Apr 02, 2019
Tuesday Apr 02, 2019
In this episode, we discuss how to create an author persona that'll get people interested in you and your work. We also give examples of various famous writers such as Ernest Hemingway, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, and Stephen King who were as famous—if not more so—for their author personas as their work. And it wouldn't be a DPW episode if we didn't get into some strange topics and random rants.
For more great content, check out www.drunkenpenwriting.com

Tuesday Mar 26, 2019
#13: Book Of The Month And Work Rants
Tuesday Mar 26, 2019
Tuesday Mar 26, 2019
In this eventful episode, we choose our first DPW book of the month. We pick between five awesome books submitted to us by our Twitter followers and decide which one we'll read and review as our first ever book of the month. After all that, we go into some personal business by ranting about the awful parts of our day jobs. That's right. We have crappy day jobs just like everyone else.
If you want to see what else we do be sure to check out www.drunkenpenwriting.com

Friday Mar 22, 2019
DBS #4: Great Fictional Drunks And Awesome Irish Writers
Friday Mar 22, 2019
Friday Mar 22, 2019
In what is essentially part two of our drunken St. Paddy's day episode, we continue the drunken buffoonery as we discuss the greatest fictional drunks in literature. Then we try to straighten things out by going over some of the best Irish authors and the work you should read from them. Though, things go sideways quite a few times in this one.
If you want to check out our writing, you can visit www.drunkenpenwriting.com for all of your fiction needs.

Tuesday Mar 19, 2019
#12: A Toast To The Drunkest Authors Of The 20th Century
Tuesday Mar 19, 2019
Tuesday Mar 19, 2019
We kick off St. Patrick's Day 2019 with a special episode. As we slowly grow more inebriated, we discuss the authors who have been labeled the greatest drunks in 20th-century literature. Of course, it wouldn't be a true DPW drunken episode without some impromptu mayhem. And as we near the end of the episode, we hold a hilarious reading of one of James Joyce's raunchiest love letters.
For more great content, head on over to www.drunkenpenwriting.com.

Tuesday Mar 12, 2019
#11: Three Reasons Why Your Work Isn’t Getting Out Of The Slush Pile
Tuesday Mar 12, 2019
Tuesday Mar 12, 2019
We give you a break down of the quickest ways to get your work out of the slush pile and into print. Then things deteriorate as we get drunker and find ourselves sidetracked by acting out what Billy Bob Thorton from his role in Sling Blade would be like in a sex scene. Finally, we end things on a better note with some movie talk.
To read the article this episode is based on, check out https://drunkenpenwriting.com/2018/07/02/3-reasons-why-your-work-isnt-getting-out-of-the-slush-pile/

Friday Mar 08, 2019
DBS #3: Making Fun Of Twilight And Other Drunken Shenanigans.
Friday Mar 08, 2019
Friday Mar 08, 2019
In this Drunken Bullshit episode, we read and make fun of 15 awful excerpts from the Twilight series. Which proved more difficult than we thought due to just how terrible they were. Then we go into a bunch of drunken nonsense including our opinions on the sequel to Space Jam starring LeBron James, the dog version of John Wick, and try to figure out why the dog keeps yelling at us.
If you want more crazy content, check out www.drunkenpenwriting.com

Tuesday Mar 05, 2019
#10: Scenes In Fiction That Make Us Sick! Part One
Tuesday Mar 05, 2019
Tuesday Mar 05, 2019
In this week's episode we go over the scenes in popular fiction that make us sick. We also discuss why throwing in unnecessary scenes of sex, gore, or violence can ruin an otherwise good story. Since we can talk all day about gross scenes in books, TV, and movies, we decided this would be a part one of two.
To see what sick fiction we've been writing, check out www.drunkenpenwriting.com.

Tuesday Feb 26, 2019
#9: Hookers, Stephen King, Nipples, And Comic Book Talk
Tuesday Feb 26, 2019
Tuesday Feb 26, 2019
This episode was originally recorded in early 2018. We kick things off by brainstorming some ideas for a story about a murderous, evil, ghost hooker! Then we get into some Stephen King talk, go into the double standards of male versus female nudity in the entertainment world, then end things by going over our current (at the time) reading lists.
If you enjoy the DPW Podcast, you should check out where we get most of our ideas from by hitting up www.drunkenpenwriting.com.

Friday Feb 22, 2019
DBS #2: Transvestites, Booze, And Writing
Friday Feb 22, 2019
Friday Feb 22, 2019
In this Drunken Bullshit episode, we hit the bottle hard and get into some weird topics—starting with our reasons why the word transvesite sounds offensive. Then we manage to right the ship long enough to get some writing talk in before sinking straight back into a sea of depravity.
If you want to check out more of our work, hit us up on www.drunkenpenwriting.com, as well as @drunkpenwriting on Twitter.

Tuesday Feb 19, 2019
#8: Write Like A Boss
Tuesday Feb 19, 2019
Tuesday Feb 19, 2019
In this episode, we drop some knowledge on the five ways to start your writing career like a professional and how to, essentially, write like a boss!
You can check out the article this piece is based on at https://drunkenpenwriting.com/2018/12/10/5-ways-to-start-your-writing-career-like-a-professional/