Drunken Pen Writing Podcast

We give you a break down of the quickest ways to get your work out of the slush pile and into print. Then things deteriorate as we get drunker and find ourselves sidetracked by acting out what Billy Bob Thorton from his role in Sling Blade would be like in a sex scene. Finally, we end things on a better note with some movie talk.

To read the article this episode is based on, check out https://drunkenpenwriting.com/2018/07/02/3-reasons-why-your-work-isnt-getting-out-of-the-slush-pile/ 

In this Drunken Bullshit episode, we read and make fun of 15 awful excerpts from the Twilight series. Which proved more difficult than we thought due to just how terrible they were. Then we go into a bunch of drunken nonsense including our opinions on the sequel to Space Jam starring LeBron James, the dog version of John Wick, and try to figure out why the dog keeps yelling at us.

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In this week's episode we go over the scenes in popular fiction that make us sick. We also discuss why throwing in unnecessary scenes of sex, gore, or violence can ruin an otherwise good story. Since we can talk all day about gross scenes in books, TV, and movies, we decided this would be a part one of two. 

To see what sick fiction we've been writing, check out www.drunkenpenwriting.com.

This episode was originally recorded in early 2018. We kick things off by brainstorming some ideas for a story about a murderous, evil, ghost hooker! Then we get into some Stephen King talk, go into the double standards of male versus female nudity in the entertainment world, then end things by going over our current (at the time) reading lists.

If you enjoy the DPW Podcast, you should check out where we get most of our ideas from by hitting up www.drunkenpenwriting.com.

In this Drunken Bullshit episode, we hit the bottle hard and get into some weird topics—starting with our reasons why the word transvesite sounds offensive. Then we manage to right the ship long enough to get some writing talk in before sinking straight back into a sea of depravity. 

If you want to check out more of our work, hit us up on www.drunkenpenwriting.com, as well as @drunkpenwriting on Twitter. 

In this episode, we drop some knowledge on the five ways to start your writing career like a professional and how to, essentially, write like a boss!

You can check out the article this piece is based on at https://drunkenpenwriting.com/2018/12/10/5-ways-to-start-your-writing-career-like-a-professional/

 

In our first Drunken Bullshit episode, we deal with a series of introduction bloopers and fails before finally getting into some talk about our current writing projects. 

To check out our writing, you can head on over to www.drunkenpenwriting.com to see what we're up to. If you have any podcast episode suggestions, you can message us on Twitter @drunkpenwriting or email us at drunkenpenwriting@gmail.com

Instead of going on a drug fueled bender, we decided to break down 42 interesting and strange facts about Hunter S. Thompson. We also go on a long tangent about how weird the Kardashian's butts are, then we get gay with Alex Jones' frogs.

Make sure to check us out at www.drunkenpenwriting.com for awesome articles, short stories, flash fiction, and poetry. If you have any questions or podcast episode suggestions, you can contact us via email at drunkenpenwriting@gmail.com or follow us on twitter @drunkpenwriting.

We cover Bill Maher's disrespectful comments last week about his disdain for the comic book industry, as well as his previous controversy when he insulted the legacy of Stan Lee right after Mr. Lee's passing. We also end the episode on a lighter note with some talk about upcoming movies and the Dragon Ball Super Broly movie we saw recently.

To see what else we are up to, you can check out our other work at www.drunkenpenwriting.com and @drunkpenwriting on Twitter.

In this first episode back from a long hiatus, we go over Neil Gaiman's top 12 tips for writers. There is a lot of writing talk, drinking, and helicopter battles going on. But it's all in good fun.

If you want to see what else we've been up to, check us out at www.drunkenpenwriting.com or @drunkpenwriting on Twitter.